Last Mango in Alaska


The life and times of a frozen Alaskan.
Attorney Stacy M. Ehrisman-Mickle petitioned the Atlanta court to move an immigration hearing, since she’d be on maternity leave (and, as a solo practitioner, didn’t have coworkers who could cover). Opposing counsel didn’t mind. But that excuse just wasn’t good enough for Judge J. Dan Pelletier, Sr., who shot down her request (with just a week’s notice, no less). He said there was “no good cause” and she knew the hearing date when she signed on to represent the client so tough shit, little lady. THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO REPRODUCE WHILE TRYING TO DRAW A SALARY.

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gokuma:

thegreenwolf:

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

Just FYI., Alan Moore’s run of Swamp Thing did have two issues with underwater vampires. 

In Max Brooks’ books oceans are swarmed with zombies

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poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

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The Utensil Etiquette Your Parents Never Taught You →

The Utensil Etiquette Your Parents Never Taught You

sizvideos:

Video

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mechinaries:

dwarrows:

Steve and Bucky’s Totally Awesome and Completely Serious Workout Mix [listen here]

Turn Down for What DJ Snake ft. Lil Jon || Anaconda Nicki Minaj || Take It Off Ke$ha || Work Bitch Britney Spears || Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce || She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) David Guetta ft. Sia || Born This Way Lady Gaga || Love is a Battlefield Pat Benatar || All About That Bass Meghan Trainor || I’ll Make a Man Out of You Mulan OST || Cups (When I’m Gone) Anna Kendrick || She Wolf Shakira || Empire State of Mind Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys || Titanium David Guetta ft. Sia || Raise Your Glass P!nk || Timber Pitbull ft. Ke$ha  || Did It On ‘Em Nicki Minaj || Telephone Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce || Die Young Ke$ha || Locked Out of Heaven Bruno Mars || Countdown Beyonce || Party in the USA Miley Cyrus

Artwork and insp. from mechinaries

BEAUTIFUL

mechinaries:

dwarrows:

Steve and Bucky’s Totally Awesome and Completely Serious Workout Mix 
[listen here]

Turn Down for What DJ Snake ft. Lil Jon || Anaconda Nicki Minaj || Take It Off Ke$ha || Work Bitch Britney Spears || Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce || She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) David Guetta ft. Sia || Born This Way Lady Gaga || Love is a Battlefield Pat Benatar || All About That Bass Meghan Trainor || I’ll Make a Man Out of You Mulan OST || Cups (When I’m Gone) Anna Kendrick || She Wolf Shakira || Empire State of Mind Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys || Titanium David Guetta ft. Sia || Raise Your Glass P!nk || Timber Pitbull ft. Ke$ha  || Did It On ‘Em Nicki Minaj || Telephone Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce || Die Young Ke$ha || Locked Out of Heaven Bruno Mars || Countdown Beyonce || Party in the USA Miley Cyrus

Artwork and insp. from mechinaries

BEAUTIFUL

Source: dwarrows

10 things every bedroom needs →

10 things every bedroom needs

hallie-not-berry:

[A traffic light…on fire.]

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

YES

Source: hallie-not-berry

femmewitchqueen:

Salted Caramel Apple Snickers Cake

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boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons

Source: ms-chanandler-b0ng