Attorney Stacy M. Ehrisman-Mickle petitioned the Atlanta court to move an immigration hearing, since she’d be on maternity leave (and, as a solo practitioner, didn’t have coworkers who could cover). Opposing counsel didn’t mind. But that excuse just wasn’t good enough for Judge J. Dan Pelletier, Sr., who shot down her request (with just a week’s notice, no less). He said there was “no good cause” and she knew the hearing date when she signed on to represent the client so tough shit, little lady. THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO REPRODUCE WHILE TRYING TO DRAW A SALARY.
OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
In Max Brooks’ books oceans are swarmed with zombies
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
Steve and Bucky’s Totally Awesome and Completely Serious Workout Mix
Turn Down for What DJ Snake ft. Lil Jon || Anaconda Nicki Minaj || Take It Off Ke$ha || Work Bitch Britney Spears || Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce || She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) David Guetta ft. Sia || Born This Way Lady Gaga || Love is a Battlefield Pat Benatar || All About That Bass Meghan Trainor || I’ll Make a Man Out of You Mulan OST || Cups (When I’m Gone) Anna Kendrick || She Wolf Shakira || Empire State of Mind Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys || Titanium David Guetta ft. Sia || Raise Your Glass P!nk || Timber Pitbull ft. Ke$ha || Did It On ‘Em Nicki Minaj || Telephone Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce || Die Young Ke$ha || Locked Out of Heaven Bruno Mars || Countdown Beyonce || Party in the USA Miley Cyrus
[A traffic light…on fire.]
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian
emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me
DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD
Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food
except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons
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